Tongue Tyed: Barney's Blog

Oct 7, 2005

Barney's Blog

No...not the purple dinosaur! The one I told you about the other day! From How I Met Your Mother! I thought there was room for this to be a good spoof blog because the chararacter of Barney is a nut! Well, this week's post has some funny moments...This week, Barney and Ted licked the Liberty Bell on the show...Well apparently, according to Barney's blog, he likes licking national monuments...In Zagat's style, he cronicles some of his best licking moments...I particularly like his take on licking The Alamo:

THE ALAMO - San Antonio, TX

Taste Atmosphere Patriotism Security

20 26 28 10

This Texan fort is “surprisingly gringo in flavor” though the charm and historic relevance will leave your “tongues a-blazin’.” Official Alamo security can be “lax” and “slow to respond like all Texans,” but beware the non-licking tourist vigilantes who are “usually hidden beneath non-ironic cowboy hats” and “mighty quick to take offense to someone licking state property.” Drink plenty of water before and after your lick as although “mild and American” in taste, the “heavy Mexican influence” will have you “sayin’ ‘howdy partner’ to the baño for horas.”

posted by Ty @ 10/07/2005

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