UPDATE: Courtesy of (who I would assume was a former Lurker) Jared, I bring you the tainted clip...I hope you all watch The Daily Show. If you do not, you are seriously missing out on some amazing and side-splitingly funny stuff. Last night, I laughed harder than I have laughed in months. As soon as the clip is up on The Daily Show website, I will post a link...Oh my God, it was so incredibly funny!! Because you know, taint nothin' between the Pentagon and the Washington Monument...