I have the dreaded visit today...Girls, you know the one I'm talking about. The one where I wonder about the opacity of the window blinds. The one where I wonder why any doctor ever would have an office with exam rooms that have windows. The one where I swear the scale MUST be miscalibrated. The one where I leave my socks on because somehow it makes me feel more clothed while surrounded by russling paper. The one where I am supposed to pretend small talk with a metal crank in between my legs is a routine part of my day.